That very night, Mr. Quaker was in a sour mood and gorged himself on food and alcohol with friends before heading home.

He was just strolling down a lane when someone leapt off the wall, smiling and waving at him.

“Are you crazy?” Mr. Quaker snapped at him, and strode past him.

“Wait! Let me show you my magic trick!”

The man cut him off, hiding his face with his hands while asking, “Guess what?”

“Fuck off!” Mr. Quaker ignored him and tried to walk past him again when that man lowered his palms.

Mr. Quaker flinched and immediately sobered up, dropping on his rear as he was left stunned.