Chapter 61

Valen POV

Tucking Valarian in bed, I was excited to get back to Everly. Finally, my b*lls are so blue that I just want her to touch it and even look at it. I would take anything at this point; I ain’t picky, I will probably blow a load just by the sight of her pretty pink v*g!na. Walking to the door, I had a spring in my step until my spawn opened his little mouth. “Can you read me a book?” Valarian asks; I froze with my hand on the door mid escape. Please be a five -page pop-up book with one sentence on each page. “Sure,” I tell him turning around and stepping over Casey, who was asleep on his trundle. Valarian holds up the never-ending story. It literally was a never-ending f**cking story. The thing was at least five hundred pages. Please be big lettering like page size, one letter a page big letters.

Valarian shuffles over, and I squeeze next to him on the bed, having to fold myself like origami to fit on the pint-sized human bed and open this book which, of course, was to do with space just like his bedroom.

At least it’s educational, I groan. Which id!ot brought this book? Wait, I did; I was that id!ot. I would never encourage nighttime reading again; I get it now! Valarian looks up at me, blinking and yawning with a cute little face staring at me expectantly. I start reading and get to some part on the milky-way and glance down, hoping he is asleep, but then I make eye contact with eyes that match mine. He was awake! Why, why do you do me like this! I was aware I was chucking a tantrum, knew it was a tantrum but for the love of God, go to f**cking sleep!

Stifling a growl and the urge to toss the book out the window, I continued reading. I knew Everly could feel my frustration, possibly feel the weight in my damnn b*lls too. Zoe owes me big for her crotch goblin waking my boy when I could finally get in some s*xy time.

Even reading to Valarian, she kept mumbling about pink unicorns or some crap. I was damn near tempted to duct tape her mouth shut or put her in the hall. Lucky she is cute and kind of growing on me. To be honest, she had me at Uncle Valen, so I guess I wouldn’t disown her yet, and I would let her stay. I continued reading this encyclopedia on space. An hour goes by, and I swear I heard Everly chuckle in the room down the hall. She was enjoying my torment, enjoying my blue b*lls.

I almost did a happy dance when I noticed the fruit of my loins had finally crashed and carefully snuck off his bed. Stepping over Casey only to find her staring up at me, and in her hands was another book.